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Tim: These are great movies!
Tim: Man, this movie had it all. It had action, drama, comedy, suspense, and dance.
Tim: It's On Cinema at the Cinema with me, your host, Tim Heidecker.
Tim: Hi everybody, my name is Tim Heidecker and I'm the host of On Cinema at the Cinema. Thanks for watching and it is a show about movies and reviews of movies. And my name is- oh, my guest is Gregg Turkington.
Gregg: Hey guys, good to be here on another edition of On Cinema.
Tim: Put your hand down.
Gergg: Sorry.
Tim: Well, our movies today is the Oz The Great and Powerful, directed by Sam Raimi. And it stars James Franco as Oz and Milen Kuris- Mila Kuris and Michelle Williams, who's very good looking and- as a woman. As a, does- you know.
Gregg: It's not really what the movie is about though. This is a sequel to The Wizard of Oz, which-
Tim: Prequel to The Wizard of Oz. In which we find out how Oz became so great and powerful.
Gregg: And I would say it's about time because those of us who are Oz freaks have been waiting since 1939, which is when the last Wizard of Oz movie came out. It was an MGM picture starring Judy Garland.
Tim: Ah.
Gregg: And to wait this long to find out the next chapter is a kind of a burden. A lot of people have passed on who saw the original and never got a chance to see the next chapter. And so that's kind of a shame. And as much as I love this movie, and I do love it and just to preview I will be giving it five bags of popcorn, I miss the Munchkins. I gotta say, I miss the Munchkins. I never thought I would hear myself say that. And I know a lot of them, again, have passed away because they waited too long. But there is still one of the original Munchkins is still alive and he's going around the country and signing autographs and things. And to not include him in this movie after he's been an ambassador for Oz all these years is kind of a slap in the face.
Tim: I wonder if he went to the premiere?
Gregg: I bet they didn't even give him an invitation. Toto too. That's another character that I loved, is the little dog Toto.
Tim: And I love it, from the original Wizard of Oz, one of the greatest, probably the most quotable lines in all of the movie s:
Gregg: We're not in Kansas anymore.
Tim: We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.
Gregg: Yeah. And they're not in Kansas in this movie and I think that's kind of a flaw in the movie.
Tim: Right, and I always like to use that expression when, for example, there's something strange going on. We're in a strange situation. We had a flight recently to Phoenix and it was delayed. And there was no- people were doing a terrible job of explaining what the delay was. And I turned to my wife and I said, we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.
Gregg: Well, if the plane originated in Kansas, that would, I mean, that would be, that would make sense.
Tim: That might be too on the nose.
Gregg: Mm.
Tim: Well, I still love this movie. Despite this film being Munchkin-less, I'm giving it four bags of popcorn. 
Gregg: And Toto-less too.
Tim: Mm-hm. Don't go to the theater expecting Toto. But still four bags of popcorn, they lost a full bag of popcorn from me because of no Munchkins.
Gregg: I'm gonna say zero bags of popcorn because I'm gonna say let's take Toto's old basket and fill that with popcorn and eat out of the basket, which is essentially five bags of popcorn. I love this movie.
Tim: Alright, well, the second movie is Dead Man Down with Colin Farrell, my favorite actor of- my, not, I mean- Dennis Quaid's my favorite for all time actor, but current cinema, current young actor: Colin Farrell.
Gregg: Of this generation.
Tim: Yeah. It's another great Colin Farrell movie. I feel like this guy doesn't know how to make bad movies. He's always in classes.
Gregg: Yeah, yeah, I noticed that about him. It's all, you're always saying five bags of popcorn after his name.
Tim: Right, so Colin Farrell gets the assured vote for the, at least in nomination for Best Supporting- Best Actor for Dead Man Down. That's my Oscar pick.
Gregg: It's tough, you know. It can only do, now that nowadays they do ten Best Picture nominations. I feel like we've burned those already through the first three months of this year with some of the movies that we've been looking at. And I guess that's a good thing. We're living in good times and this is a great movie.
Tim: Alright, Dead Man Down getting five bags of popcorn and three cups of soda from me.
Gregg: I'm going to give it five bags of popcorn and a little mace spray because there's some pretty shady characters in this movie. You might want to stay away from, protect yourself from.
Tim: Alright, now we're going to do a brand new segment on the show. It's an opportunity for me to talk to you guys about stuff outside of film and ci- *burps* cinema. Excuse me. Outside of film and serious stuff, not just about the movies.
Gergg: The tumor? Or..
Tim: No, this is my 60-Second Soapbox
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Tim: Hi, my name is Tim Heidecker and this is 60 Second soap box. You know, one of the big problems that we face is a question of "what is the role of government in our lives?" Now, you might say that we need more government because we need more things- we need more things given to us, but it's a fact that when you look at history, more succe- better to not tax so much and have not as much regulations. You could look at the economics of it, but we have a government now that is trying to take over everyone's lives. And they cant- they shouldn't be allowed to do it and we should be more encouraging of uh, laws that say that there's- for less taxes and also for less regulations. So that businesses can become more independent and that is a fact and is not just my opinion but is also the facts. And also we have to make sure that we're making a promise to our seniors.
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Tim: That was a 60 second soap box. And let me know how you think of that segment. And do we have other movies? Oz the Great and Powerful five sta- five bags of popcorn, and Dead Man Down five bags of popcorn. Thanks for watching.
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Gregg: You said you weren't going to do that anymore. On the- when we were doing the podcast, that you weren't going to do any more of the political stuff.
Tim: It's not my problem.
Gregg: Well it's both of our problems 'cause-
Tim: I feel good about it.

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